We’ll help you.

Holy shit, it’s been a while!
          Looking at my published and favorited stories… I was a cringeass human back then.
          I think I’m gonna start writing some better stuff, revamp whatever I have written, and delete all my drafts (50+ unpublished drafts…)
          Why the hell am I writing this? Nobodies gonna read this.
          Lol, bye reader!

I just left school AND THE SUN IS STILL RISING WTF-

Ackkkk I have to stand outside at the bus stop, while there’s a practical fucking HURRICANE going on (there isn’t really), in the DEAD OF FUCKING NIGHT because its 7 in the FUCKING MORNING-
          
          And I forgot mah coffee

My sister: *Yelling at a stuffed animal*
          Me: Please stop.
          My sister: No *Continues yelling*
          Me: Stop before I text mom.
          My sister: If she’s on her way home?
          Me: No, that you’re being loud and obnoxious
          My sister: What!? I’m not even talking!
          Me:
          Also me: Are you sure about that?
          
          I just felt the overwhelming need to post this, because this just happened. My life is a meme, and my sis just proved it.

I have 32 drafts of just cringey prompts I forgot about-
          I’m a mess XD

WTF
          Soooooooo
          In math class, I need a calculator, but mine is all wonky. So, on my math test (which we needed a calculator for), I wrote my teacher a note saying that I could not use my calculator. This is what it said:
          ‘My calculator is all wonky, so I can’t use it on tests.’
          SHE MOVED ME DOWN TO NORMAL MATH (I was in honors math) BECAUSE APPARENTLY I WAS BEING RUDE.
          Like wtf!?
          Then she asked if my father had an e-mail, and I said no. She then asked for my father’s phone number, and I said that he’s dead. Because he is.
          She decided that it was an excuse and asked for my mother’s phone or e-mail.
          1: I don’t know my mother’s number by heart, because I always use her business number because she’s always at work.
          2: My mother doesn’t tell me her e-mails because she’s never around me enough to tell me.
          Know what she did? She failed my math test, which I had gotten a perfect score on otherwise.
          LIKE WTF!?
          Sorry, I just needed to rant a bit-

So…
          My sister just asked me what ‘Erection’ means…
          I don’t know how to tell her, but she wants me to tell her so I said ‘I’m taking a nap, I’ll tell you later’
          WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SAYYYYY

I rickrolled my STEM teacher.
          I’ve never been so proud lmao

Hi fucker/j

Ok…
          Not everyone who sees this will understand…
          But I checked my follower count on Quotev yesterday…
          And it said 69…