I'm a peice of fucking shit kid with expectations that are set too high for everything. 

If I'm not in charge of the situation I don't want to be in it, unless I'm calling you daddy then I call the shots. 

I might be only five feet tall but I'll kick your shin till I get what I want from you. 

I'm a bucket full of bluntness and shitty humour, I don't care about sugar coating shit, so don't expect me to be a fucking gumdrop.