upwiththef4r13s

bro why is alejandro being southern he is like yeehaw here there darlin’
          	what the frickity frick.

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have you ever been slapped in the face with wet spaghetti noodles by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you fucked her dad?

upwiththef4r13s

@Dusty_garden_gnome I don’t even know my friend kept saying it over and over n it got stuck in my head 
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Dusty_garden_gnome

@upwiththef4r13s wthelly is this supposed to be referencing
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upwiththef4r13s

I wish I wasn’t gay I wish I wasn’t black I wish a Latina would come sit on my face kicked my uncle in the balls yeah I’m Batman I just ate a protein bar out of a trash can fought a crippled man yeah that dude really lacked hands stripper shitted in me when she gave me a lap dance
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