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Currently my favorite thing in life is to read badly written stories just to read the comments and laugh my ass off,  how can people be so fucking creative while being so mean, it’s straight up iconic shit
          

The feminine urge to call everyone and their granny’s “darling” or “sweetie/sweet heart” is KILLING MEEEEE also cuz I wanna say it jokingly but people take it seriously and think I’m in love with them

ARHHH IM BACK PEOPLEEEE I’ve been away for a few months so give me a kiss on the cheek darlings cuz im back on my iconic mental queen shit
          Hugs n kisses

I love ur comments 

Am I the only one that can’t read books if the aesthetics r ugly or there are too many characters? It just pisses me of ALSO PREGNANCY PLOTS IN STORIES ARE LIT RED FUCKING FLAGS

Omfg I love creating arguments in comment sections sm I think it’s my new hobby 

My Roman Empire is lit thinking about how the world would be if men had periods and it keeps me up at night scary shit

Feeling like shit 
          Should I shave my eyebrows?