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I wanna write sum but I literally have no idea what to do and where to start but I know it’ll be ass regardless
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Sometimes I just slay so unbelievably hard
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So very genuinely, what is applebees?
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It sells like appetizers and hamburgers and some more shit. They’re pretty good tbh.
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May be an unpopular opinion but Jim and Pam are not the only cute couple in The Office :)
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I don’t trust god because that dude really said; “fuck y’all” when ADAM AND EVE “ate the forbidden fruit”. Isn’t anger a sin? Sir
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@CamEElaCabeYo23 dudeeee, that’s actually cooked. Lilith really said “we’re equal or I’ll take your bitch” lol
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@Lxst5xul Eve aint it not Adam. I seen a thing that said they think Adam had a wife before Eve was made n that his 1st wife was Eve's "forbidden fruit" lol
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I hoard memes and I am proud of it cause no matter what situation is thrown at me, I got a meme for it
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I wholeheartedly fink that my finsta is the funniest thing
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Starfish have mouths in the middle of their bodies & mermaids wear them on their titties.
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Before electricity, the judge was probably like; “I sentence you to death by the acoustic chair”.
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The 1975 are better live. Thankyou. Sheesh.