Dan

U guys I am so missing the quarantaine era of my life

I started the new year with the most bone-crushing, excruciating, toe-gripping, dreadful, detrimental, inadequate cramps of my entire existence.
          I felt like someone was slowly cutting open my stomach with their clipped-off toenails, ripping the organs from my body, tearing them up, scotch-taping them back together in the wrong places, and sowing me up with a musty dusty shoelace.
          Woah I wrote way more than I thought:0
          HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE 
          I hope u all have a great day and if u don't celebrate Christmas Happy Holidays!!!!

u guys are actually goofy like broski dream is the most average man I've ever seen, my guy isn't gonna be a some Greek god lmaoo

guys is it bad am a very gay atheist but I constantly listen to Christmas music
          currently jamming out to Feliz Navidad on repeat

u guys help, I'm on a vacation with my sister and grandmother and my grandmother is snoring so loud and I can't sleep. I even took some sleep pills

RIP technoblade 
          
          Even if I hardly ever wached his videos, when I did I always had a smile on my face by the end. my heart goes out to all his fans, friends and family.
          
          Fuck cancer.

Dan

guys it's like 1am and I fell off my bed and my mom works nights so she heard and asked what happend‍♀️
          she's been making fun of me

I'm like really bored so I'm thinking of writing a book but idk if it'll be good cause like I've never actually tried inless it was school work when I was little yk.