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Name: ****** or Dad/Daddy/Father/Grandpapi ør tø søme "that øne tranny gøth weirdø"

Age: Ape?! *Laughs in Dad*

Gender: L Ø A D I N G....

S/Ø:   q    u    e    e    r

Likes: My spøns of Satan- I mean- children. RP & Music. Dad jøkes. Writing that I keep from my wives and kids. Gøth, alternative style ~black eyeliner streaks døwn my pale cheek~ 
Gøldfish, nøt the fish, the crackers.

Celebrity Crush: øh...nø...I...døn't...
~cøugh cøugh~
Cat Valentine frøm Victøriøus
~cøugh cøugh~


Fandøms:
- TIM BURTON
- Unus Annus
- Sanders Sides
- Thømas Sanders & Friends
- Girlies [Larray]
- Underachievers [Nøah Finnce]
- Miles McKenna
- John Cøzart
- Bøøbies [Emily Bøø]
- Ash Hardell
- Harry Pøtter
- Wønderland
- Pretties
- Hunger Games
- Any Anime
- kaiisyourhømie
- Aviva Søfia
- Cap_savbøy
- Killjøys [MCR]
- Black Hearts Club [Yungblud]
- Crybabies [Melanie Martinez]
- Bill Nye The Science Guy
- DANNY DEVITØ
- SHREK
møre that I can't think øf


Øther: Øøh..uh...What's the tallest building in the wørld?
A Library because it has sø many støries!!

Uh..uhmmm..Have yøu heard abøut that restaurant øn the møøn? The føøds great but it has zerø atmøsphere..

Øh! Uh- uh...What's t-

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