Hey, I'm Xy and I'm a gay(pan actually) ass unicorn that needs to be put in a mental hospital but if ya wanna be friends, ya better be prepared, bish!!!

Wanna be friends? Just hop on my van as I tell u how much candy I'll give to u when we get to my basement and tie u with a safety set called rope so u'll never leave me!

Doesn't that sound fun?? Yeah it does!!

Anywho, spam me message board with the shittiest and weirdest fuckery u got and ill respond to it!

To the humans who seem to just follow me, without knowing wut that hell I do with mah wattpad life, which u don't wanna know tbh, pls, just stop following me!!

Idc if u follow me and unfollow me cuz I dont do that bullshit!!

Stop! It's plain annoying!! This shit ain't instagram or facebook or Twitter or anything!! This is fucking wattpad!! Not that ur gonna fuck wattpad, anyway.

And if u keep doing so(following me for popularity, i mean, cuz u can still fuck who u want), imma smack u in the face with this dolphin's dingdong!! Or if im shit ass mad!! Im going to fucking use an elephant's or a whale's dingling instead!! Cuz bitch!! Fuck u!!!

If a chat is what u need
Discord is the answer, u see
There, u can talk to me
digbick#0351 is easy
So, lets talk shit

Oh and pls invite me to ur server!! Mine is basically dryer than a grandma's vajigilly...

Plus i like chatting with people!! 😆

anyone knows a suicide hotline?