My cult wants to become one with your cult to become the all powerful cult but... my mum wants to know if your mum is okay with it first 

Is that a threat or a promise?

We don't kink shame here unless you're actually a burden on society, then we will sacrifice you to Lord Satan and fill your skin cocoon with goat milk and dried plums

Danny DeVito is the only god out there

I'm the little spoon... bitch

No homo