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It is currently 2am, and I've locked myself in my bathroom. How are y'all? (Wait no bc I'm scared to leave. Like properly scared, I love being over paranoid :])
urfav4ag
@rendomstvariwhynot I left, only because my phone was about to die and I'm not about to be licked in a bathroom for an hour with a dead phone. P But I have a pocket knife right by my side
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Demonnix
..why are you in my shower.. You’re taking too long I need to shower please-
UnstablePlanet
I am extremely sleep deprived and I saw the location thingy on your profile and actually checked my shower-
urfav4ag
@UnstablePlanet that is the most hilarious thing I've seen all week, thanks for making my day :]
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sam-winchesters-slut
Love the username man
urfav4ag
It is currently 2am, and I've locked myself in my bathroom. How are y'all? (Wait no bc I'm scared to leave. Like properly scared, I love being over paranoid :])
urfav4ag
@rendomstvariwhynot I left, only because my phone was about to die and I'm not about to be licked in a bathroom for an hour with a dead phone. P But I have a pocket knife right by my side
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urfav4ag
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Hey if you follow me and read any of my stories I am sorry if my updates are slower, there are a lot of family issues going on right now. And this weekend & past week have been fucking terrible. Like I said I'm sorry if there are less updates! I'll try my best to update, if I don't update much I'm sorry!
Therapist_Friend
I just had a lightbulb moment.
If you make an oc that is personification of something in nature, example being the snow, trees, fire, mountains, and waterfalls it would make sense if they were androgynous in design because they are a personification of elements of nature. Elements of nature are neither male nor female. They simply exist, no gender at all.
On similar note:
Makeing a god of nature oc, BOOM! NON-BINARY GOD
hypsoline-
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get the fuck out of my shower what the hell m8 /j
ItsThatGuyNamedRed
Random facts for random followers!: If you own a gun you can rob a bank, but if you own a bank you can rob everyone..... Your oven demon shall now give more disturbing facts to other followers soon! :D
urfav4ag
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I'm in love with your body
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with your body
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with your body
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with your body
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you
One week in we let the story begin
We're going out on our first date
You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat
Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
And how your family is doing okay
Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat
Tell the driver make the radio play, and I'm singing like
Girl, you know I want your love
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, follow my lead
I may be crazy, don't mind me
Say, boy, let's not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead
I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I'm in love with your body
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with your body