heyy theree <3

✿ tiny bit about me ✿

ps: lmao um i yap like crazy & i wrote a whole ass essay for this bio 😭 also don't be afraid to talk to me i love talking to strangers on the internet who could be 80 yr old grandpas 😍  (i love the wattpad community tho 💪)

- i have a brain full of unhinged intrusive thoughts & morally grey men who would 1000% burn a city down for me (and i'd thank them with tears in my eyes)

- status: romantically unavailable due to emotional commitment to fictional characters *sobs*

- i'm obsessed with music & write lyrics like they're college essays
- i make balls jokes every other second (no regrets. it's a lifestyle.)
- writing poems = my coping mechanism and free therapy
- i WILL write a novel (manifestation is key)  👀
- no romance in my real life but it's fine cause i'm in 7 fictional relationships at once 💅
- i am hopelessly addicted to boba, coffee, & all things sugary (it's my emotional support. JUDGE ME AND PERISH. 👹)  
- also addicted to bad decisions but they build character 🥰

TROPES I DEVOUR LIKE A STARVED FERAL CREATURE: (ROMANCE CAUSE WATTPAD)
- grumpy x sunshine  (GRAY & LILAH FOR LIFE 🥰)
- enemies to lovers - pls just kiss 🙏🏻(PAE & KAI ♥️)
- badass fmc supremacy
- morally grey men (AARON WARNER OML 🔥)
- feral love confessions with zero chill
- the "who did this to you?"™ moment 

🫠 TROPES I FEAR (and lowkey roast):
- plot holes big enough to drive a dragon through
- female leads with no thoughts, head empty, only man
- cliché overload - love me some cliché but not when it's giving Wattpad draft from 2011(THERE'S ENOUGH OF IT ON HERE OKAY)
- bad boys" who are just ✨emotionally unavailable jerks✨ unless it's ridiculously well-written & HE GETS A REDEMPTION ARC (yes, i do have a few on my tbr... shut up)
- pick me fmcs (i hate when ppl call EVERYTHING pick me tho like god forbid a girl have guy friends 🙄)

pls send me recs so i can add them to my tbr pile that I will 100% carry with me into the afterlife 😌

thxx