heyy theree <3

✿ tiny bit about me ✿

ps: um i yap like crazy & i wrote a whole ass essay for this bio 😭 also pls talk to me i love talking to strangers on the internet 😍  (the wattpad community is peak)

- you will NEVER catch me without my headphones
- i make dirty jokes every other second (it's a lifestyle)
- i write poems instead of going to therapy 👅
- i WILL write a novel (manifestation is key folks)  
- thought i'd be single forever but GUESS WHO GOT A BOYFRIEND AHAHAHAHAHA 
- i am hopelessly addicted to sugar and caffeine 
- also addicted to bad decisions but they build character 🥰

TROPES I DEVOUR LIKE A STARVED FERAL CREATURE:
- grumpy x sunshine  (GRAY & LILAH FOR LIFE 🥰)
- enemies to lovers - pls just kiss 🙏🏻(PAE & KAI ♥️)
- badass fmc supremacy
- morally grey men (AARON LYHFML WARNER OML 🔥)
- feral love confessions esp in the rain lmao
- "who did this to you?" 

 TROPES I FEAR 👁️👄👁️
- plot holes big enough to drive a dragon through
- female leads with no thoughts, head empty, only man
- cliché overload - love me some cliché but not when it's littr a wattpad draft from 2011 (THERE'S ENOUGH OF IT ON HERE OKAY)
- "bad boys" who are just ✨emotionally unavailable jerks✨ unless it's ridiculously well-written & HE GETS A REDEMPTION ARC (yes, i do have a few on my tbr pls shut up)
- pick me fmcs (i hate when ppl call EVERYTHING pick me tho like god forbid a girl have guy friends 🙄)
- NONCHALANT MCS BECAUSE WDYM HE HAS THE PERSONALITY OF A CARDBOARD BOX

pls send me recs so i can add them to my tbr pile that I will 100% carry with me into the afterlife 😌

bye bye