saraismywife

One day I was walking down the old country roads and I met a girl called diddly dee and we had sex under the bed under the sheets and under me it was just sex ohhhh xylophone where have you gone my favorite instrument is far from where I left it GOOD GOD

saraismywife

Your gonna joke on the pie crust just like **** did with the goddamn pillow feathers 

saraismywife

@urlocaldruggie69 Good plan. Maybe This will Save me from having To watch the VIDEO and she holds me at gunpoint so I HAVE to laugh
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urlocaldruggie69

@saraismywife AND THEN WE'LL PUT HER INTO THE TOILET PUT TONS OF KNIFES IN AND FLUSH IT AND SHE'LL GET CUT UP INTO BITE SIZED PIECES AND THEN WE'LL COOK HER INTO MUFFINS WITH EXTRA CRUST
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saraismywife

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I’m gonna fucking shove pie crust down ur throat - ing**d

saraismywife

@urlocaldruggie69 yeah I really do actually I really miss it the only thing keeping me sane is the hand cream that spells like her goddamn house
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