Guys I know this might come as a shock to you all, but I can't hide it any longer....
I'm secretly the head oompa loompa for Willy Wonka I know, I know, shocking, right? Anyways.. I was given a mission to check out all the smut books on here to see if they're worth reading and I gotta say most of them are delicious
I thought you guys should know but yall can't say anything ✌️
<3
JK JK JK JK LOL SJDNTBEJAKVJ YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME?!?!?!?!? LOLOLOLOLOL LOSERS I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA SAY IM A THERIAN (its a person that believes they are an animal on a nonphysical level aka they are an animal trapped in a humans body) AND I HOPE YOU GUYS DONT HATE ME AFTER READING THIS BUT HONESTLY IDC ABT HATERS <3
LOVE YOU GUYSSSSS
(BTW if you couldn't already guess the first part was a joke)