Ur ugly

HELP MY MOM FOUND AND READ MY FANFICTIONS I AM ABSOLUTELY DEAD. MOM IF YOU’RE READING THIS I. AM. SUEING. YOU.

BRUH SINCE WHEN DID I HAVE 17K READS ON THE SHUTUP FANFIC LAST TIME I CHECKED I ONLY HAD LIKE 5,000 ???OMG THANK U ALL

Bestie I Read your book Lost in you and let me tell you that it is A FUCKING MASTERPIECE ... THE BEST FAN FIC EVER 

wait what happened to figments of the imagination? (i don’t know if that’s the exact name)

Miss gurl- ur pfp is just *ಠ‿ಠ*

Hey guys sorry for not posting recently I’m going to have to take a little break <3 Me and my family are currently on the run from the fbi because they found out my dad was the leader of a giant cocain ring that spread across Mexico and parts of Canada and the US. So I’m writing this in the bathroom of an old gas station in the hot Amazonian desserts. I’m really sorry, I might be gone for a while but I’ll come back someday.
          
          Sorry, from the bottom of my heart . Love you all. 
          
          -Anonymous (I’m not saying my name because fbi yk?) 
          
          (Also if anyone wants 10$ cocain just dm me on Insta we have a lot of extra<3 luv u all)

YALL I WAS SO CLOSE TO SHIFTING ISTG I WAS WALKING ON A PATH TO HOGWARTS IN THE SNOW AND I COULD FEEL THE SNOW AND WIND AND I FELT MYSELF GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER BUT THEN FOR SOME REASON MY DUMBASS SELF SNAPPED OUT OF IT AND PANICED BECAUSE I THOUGHT I NEEDED A MASK BECAUSE OF CORONA SO I WOKE UP  I wish I was joking

At this very exact moment I am daydreaming about Ron Weasley railing the absolute shit out of me ✌️

OML I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE I HAD 50k+ VEIWS ON MY STORY THANK U PEOPLE!

Guys I got mugwort this shit better make me shift istg I need to meet my husband ronald