urmomismysussybaka

lord give me patience because if you have me strength i would need bail money too

PoppyPissTime

Bee Movie Script
          
            
            
          According to all known laws
          of aviation,there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground The bee, of course, flies anyway
          because bees don't care
          what humans think is impossible.
          
          
          Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
          Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
          Ooh, black and yellow!
          Let's shake it up a little.
          Barry! Breakfast is ready!
          Ooming!
          

urmomismysussybaka

Logicality Headcannons!
          
          Patton and Logan would clash a lot in videos and sometimes Logan would make Patton cry. 
          
          This would lead to Logan taking Patton in his arms, maybe wrapping him in a blanket and holding him very close. Holding onto Patton as if he was something delicate, maybe placing a few kisses on his face and lips as he cried it all out
          
          Patton likes to help Logan get dressed in the morning. Not like he was incapable but like, doing his tie and buttoning up his shirt and cleaning his glasses if needed and when he puts them on Logan’s face Patton would peck his nose 

-KingDonnie-

@xOxBisexualMessxOx it sorta sounds like Patton is with Logan in the mornings and that made me go to the gutter with what you were saying. I'm sorry-
            
            But this is cute, I love it •~•
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urmomismysussybaka

Prinxiety Headcannons!
          
          Roman loves to carry Virgil around like a princess. Virgil hates to admit it but he loves it when Roman does it. 
          
          Roman gently bullies Virgil to take his make up off when they’re in private. Roman kissed basically every single on of Virgil’s freckles.
          
          Virgil is very self preserving so for him to sleep in the same bed as Roman is a huge step for him. The emo did basically koala onto Roman that night.
          
          Virgil steals Roman’s shirts which are huge on him.
          
          Kinda NSFW? Roman loves Virgil’s thighs. They are thick and Roman loves to lay on them like pillows, sometimes as he does this he places small kisses on them
          
          Roman wasn’t to constantly shower Virgil in love and affection but Virgil doesn’t feel as if he deserves it. Cue his face getting kiss attacked by Roman 

-KingDonnie-

@xOxBisexualMessxOx aaaggghhhg adorababble!!! I didn't see it earlier
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MoonsMagic_xo

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I'm a dumb fuck, 
            Goddess*
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urmomismysussybaka

Ya’ll do realise I take requests for my SS Oneshots right?
          

-KingDonnie-

@xOxBisexualMessxOx GREAT BECAUSE I HAD A SANDERS SIDES DREAM LAST NIGHT! LEMME DUMP IT ON YOU REAL QUICK:
            
            Soulmate AU where your soulmate (s) and you can speak telepathically. Once you turn anywhere ranging from 10-16, you are able to speak with your soulmate (s) telepathically. And it's very difficult to block them out, meaning they can just tune in and listen to any and all of your thoughts and sometimes even get images that you imagine! Anywaye, Virgil was 15 and he had still never heard anyone. So he practiced on blocking them out kid in case, because he is too anxious to deal with someone being inhis mind. For all he knew, his soulmate (s) was/were listening in to his thoughts and blocking him out so he was unaware. 
            One day he hears three voices (LAMP) in his mind. He realizes he has three soulmates and hurriedly blocks them out. But they heard one of his thoughts and now theyre set on figuring out where their last soulmate is. That's all I had when I woke up, but I do remember that in their minds, each different soulmate, when talking, had a different color. So when, for example, Patton was speaking light blue would flash in the others minds. I just think that was interesting. You don't gotta use it, just an idea/dream :)
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