Be gay , commit arson.
I'm gay , I want to commit arson but I don't want to go to jail because imagine having people breathing around you all fucking day..
So instead I shall make my characters commit arson.
If you're commenting on my stories I fucking love you , you gay little shit.
Now entertain me.
Also hi.
-Elijah.
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urmomsbitchisgay
Mar 05, 2026 12:10AM
finished writing the first few chapters for a new story, gonna be uploading them soon after some tweaksView all Conversations