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for   a   pirate   ,    your  fashion  sense  isn’t  bad   at   all   .      i   don’t  think  i  could  pull  off  a  pirate   look   ,   but  then  again   i  can  pull   off   anything   !

/ /    Ignore this being out of nowhere but - 
          
          The irken was watching her for a while now - he swore he wasn’t a weirdo , just observing everyone to appear ‘ normal ’ by now , the most he knew is that if he got on her nerves - she’d probably throw him into the ocean and oh boy that would’t be fun for a 3’4” alien burning alive in something as harmless as water  - he soon got up from the table he was sitting on and extended a pak leg to tap her shoulder gently          "      human   filled   with    meat    and     flesh     .    you ‘ re     a     villain  ,   correct   ?    "    Ah yes , he sounds very human -

/    i’m  baaaaaack

what’s   a    kid    like   you   doing   with  a  SHIP   like   that     ?     how    about   i   take   it   off   your   hands   ?

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@scarredscales    ;          aw,  look,  it’s  the  son  of  that  poor  unfortunate  soul  —  what’s  her  name?  ar — arg?  no,  that’s  what  pirates  say ..  uh,  it’s  the  one  who  traded  her  legs  and  voice  for  a  man  she  found  ATTRACTIVE. 

yer a sea witch     ? 

/ the FLAVOUR. the DAMN aesthetics !

i  don’t  mean  to  be  a  bother,   really,   but  i  must  say —   you  have  to  be  the  most  interesting  person  i’ve  come  across  today.