us_and_our_oddities

Hey I'm signed in right now because we're cool like that. I know barely anyone follows this account, but I just want to say that you're all awesome and never stop being you.
          
          Bye for now, snickerdoodles. Stay wicked ❤
          
          -I would sign off with a name but I'm like that one Grace VanderWaal song (but Sam or Cas, I guess)

Get in, loser, we're going shopping-

Oh look I'm back here. Hello, us. Hope it's going well. Well, things don't seem to be going well for anyone right now, really, but I hope in this moment, or whenever you read this, you're feeling okay.
          
          Toodles! :3
          ❤❤❤❤

"I'm an army doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body while naming them."
          
          I don't know. I'm bored. Sue me.

I LIKE BIG BOATS AND I CANNOT LIE
          YOU OTHER PENGUINS CAN'T DENY
          WHEN THE DECK PULLS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY SAIL
          AND A BIG NOSE IN YOUR FACE
          YOU GET FLUNG
          
          Youknowwhatmatters
          Courtshipandchivalry
          I'lltakeyoutoanicehotmealandI'lltipthewaiter

@-andyouthinkmayge
          @blackbirdsandbowties
          
          gOoOoDdbbYYyEeEeEE
          I’m leaving this acc but love youuuuu

I SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE MUHAHAHA
          
          or at least this account....
          
          And @august-springfield can fighT mE-
          
          
          ~Sam

DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

Hellooo! Just Sam here. Feeling a nasty mixture of melancholy and nostalgia so I figured I'd come here.
          
          Just missing my Holmes, really. She's off making new friends and I'm just here. But I can't stop her from growing, even if sometimes I feel like I've stumped and she's flowing like a river. She deserves to make new friends. I should encourage her to make new friends. I just miss her sometimes.
          
          And I know it's a bit risky to post this here where she can see it too, but I don't know if she even comes by here anymore since she's taking a break from her old life and this is part of that, so I figured I'd go ahead with the post anyways. This is the closest I'll ever get to a confession.
          
          See ya ❤
          
          ~Sam

@-thatonegirlinaugust
          
          Holmes! Where have you been?
          
          
          (And you don't have to respond, but fight me, I'm bored and we haven't done this in a while-)