used thermostat

i will kick your ass idiot

uhhh I'm sorry about the last message I don't remeber writing that but I'm not taking it down cause it's funny

Am I bouta fucking murder myself by chopping out my throat? Fuck yeah dog

I had a snow day today and I'm having another tomorrow. Thank Adui Karen and bipolar Missouri weather

"You know what I say when I feel like cussing? Fudge."
          -old god lady

So I find a whore in my home. It isn't me. Or my mom or dad. It's my dog