i am trying so hard to write a cute story instead of one that ends in death or torture and i got to halfway through planning the first scene like "wait a mo,,,, how do you wake someone up??" and my first reaction was to slam my right fist onto my bedside table and mime hitting someone with a slipper whilst my left hand wrote down "slipper" at the top of my bullet point list and i--
i feel like i'm just not cut out for this.