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@WalugiLIFELESS Just reminding you that I finally have an Insta (although I was super late to the party, my bad). Let me know if you still need it! (It should be sent to your other message)
LOL, AIDUNGEON, I JUST
You tell him about the human man.
You tell the king that the man looked like a human, but was wearing a cloak made of brown fur.
You wait for the King's response.
The king thinks for a few minutes. "We will go to the castle immediately. Stay here."
You feel scared, but also excited.
You break off your toes.
This is an adult activity, and you are not allowed to do it.
You break off your toes and you will have to live with it for the rest of your life.
You nah, fairy toes grow back instaintly.
You are right.
Your toes are back.
You have a new mission: to go and find your parents.
You are not allowed to leave the castle.
[LMK INCORRECT QUOTES]
Yin: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Hourglass: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Yin: I don't know, surprise me!
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*at an awards show*
Lady Ironfan: Can I carry you on my back like Macaque did?
Syntax: I don't think MK would like that.
Lady Ironfan: *pouts*
*Later*
Lady Ironfan: *carrying Syntax on their back*
MK: What the hell??
Syntax: What was I supposed to do? Say no?
----This has such funny implications----
Hunter: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Pigsy: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Nezha: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Redson: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
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Sandy: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Yin: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Sandy: Not when you’re playing with Spider Queen, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
----Cannon?----
Mayor: Hey Chinge, wanna third wheel on my date with Pigsy tomorrow?
Chinge: Sure.
Mayor: MK! Wanna third wheel on my date with Pigsy tomorrow?
Mayor: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Chinge & MK: ...
Pigsy: Mayor...
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Macaque: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Yin: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Macaque: And I reserve that right! After all....
Macaque: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!
Yin: There were no movies made in 1879.
Macaque: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Demon Bull King: Oooh! Let’s go ask Sun Wukong if they saw it in theatres!
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Chinge: Didn't you die?!
Scorpion Demoness: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
Scorpion Demoness: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Yin: Voldemort?
Scorpion Demoness: No.
Yin: Is it Voldemort?
Scorpion Demoness: It's not Voldemort.
Yin: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.
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Goliath: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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Scorpion Demoness: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Chinge: This is a lie.
Chinge: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Chinge: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Sandy: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Goliath: Schrödinger's boys.
Demon Bull King: FUCK!
MK: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Nezha: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Nezha: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Sandy: ...
Goliath: ...
Demon Bull King: ...
MK: ...
Nezha: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
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Sun Wukong: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Syntax: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Lady Bone Demon: We all have our demons.
Lady Bone Demon, grabbing Macaque: This one’s mine.
Syntax: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Mayor: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Lady Bone Demon: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Sandy: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
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Goliath: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Macaque: I just wanna fucking marry Hunter!!
----Goliath gatekeeping his ex----
Macaque: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and MK!
Mei: So MK knows about this?
Macaque, walking away: No, this is between me and me!
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Xin: Well Yin, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
Yin: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
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Lady Ironfan: Do dragons fart fire?
Redson: I don't know.
Lady Ironfan: I thought you went to college.
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Tang: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Sun Wukong: The cow??
Tang: What?
Lady Ironfan: Sun Wukong, W H Y?
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Macaque: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Goliath: Bleach.
Demon Bull King: Sewage.
Macaque: ...Please calm down, edgelords.
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Spider Queen: So what do you have planned for the future?
Lady Bone Demon: Lunch.
Spider Queen: No, like long term.
Lady Bone Demon: Oh...um, dinner?
Syntax: Pigsy kissed me!
Hourglass: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Syntax: It was unbelievable!
Hourglass: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Sandy: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Hourglass, get the wine and unplug the phone. Syntax, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Syntax: Oh, it ended very well.
Hourglass: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Sandy: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Syntax: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Sandy: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Syntax: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Hourglass and Sandy: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Pigsy eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Jin: Tongue?
Pigsy: Yeah.
Sun Wukong: Cool.
----The fact it divided the group up like this?----
Mei: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Scorpion Demoness, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Mei, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
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Syntax: Lady Bone Demon...
Lady Bone Demon: Oh no, 'Lady Bone Demon' in B flat.
Lady Bone Demon: You're disappointed.
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Sandy: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Syntax: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Lady Ironfan: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Xin: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Sushi: Making four accounts.
Xin, tearing up: Really...?
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Mei: Thank you all for coming.
Lady Ironfan, wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here.
Mei: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck Mei Task Force".
Spider Queen: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.
"Isn't that why you fell in love with her?" They asked. "Because she was passionate, inspiring, and kind?"
"No," He answered. "I fell in love with her because she was someone I could fall in love with."
He paused, a sound smile on his face.
"But I admired her because of her strength and passion. Because she was kind and inspiring."
@user50586481 how did you make me attached to these nameless ppl in less than a paragraph
Asked my bf what kind of quiz to make. He said a dog vs. cat quiz, so I decided to make one!
https://take.quiz-maker.com/Q8JH0NKJM
The deadline came a lot sooner than I thought. I thought I had six weeks because of something I read in a guide. However, I only had a single month.
Ten years in one month. And I failed.
But I can't let that get me down, yeah? I'll just have to recreate the things I've lost! And if I don't remember to, maybe they weren't that important in the first place, yeah?
It was just a lot of progress.
And it IS upsetting.
But I did comb through all of my Published. And those who I shared as a co-aurthor should be able to re-add me once I'm able (if I'm able) to return.
INCORRECT QUOTES [TF2]
Sniper: That was a joke. Say ha.
Pyro: Ha.
Sniper: Now do it again.
Pyro: Ha.
Sniper: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
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Lifeless: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Spy: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Zhanna: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Lifeless: *shoots it*
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Zhanna: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!
Lifeless: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Zhanna: Obviously. Now, Hourglass, pass the shovel.
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Sniper: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Spy: wHat?
Sniper: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Spy: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
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Medic: Why aren’t you sleeping?
Soldier: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Medic.
Medic:
Soldier: ...The nightmares.
Medic: *wrapping their arms around Soldier* Awwww, sweetie-
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Sushi: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Spy: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
Sushi: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Hourglass: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?
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Demoman: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Pauling and not do the thing,
Demoman: Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Demoman: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Pyro: My only talent is being stress.
Medic: Don't you mean stressed?
Pyro: No.
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Pyro to Sushi: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Demoman: Cockroach ankles!
Pyro: Ye- uh, what?
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NO ROOM
@WalugiLIFELESS BECAUSE YOU SEEMED BUSY AND NOT ONLINE. XD I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU'D FIND THEM INTERESTING. I ALSO DIDN'T TELL SUSHI. XD
INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR[INSIDE JOB]
Myc: Why would you do that?
Glenn: Because I feel guilty.
Lifeless: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
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Myc: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*
Ron: …
Myc: …I get confused sometimes.
Ron: Me too.
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Brett: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Rand: ...What???
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Brett: Hopefully Myc has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Myc: Oh, shut up and die Brett.
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Ron: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Lifeless: Nat 20 Charisma.
Ron: That is NOT how that works-
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JR: Lifeless is off at an appointment, so while they’re gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.
Myc: Why?
JR: They’re like 90% of my impulse control.
-----(Why is this so funny? XD)-----
Sushi: I need a long word.
Lifeless: T-rex but the long one.
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Brett, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.
JR: You're kinda ugly.
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Alphabet: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Ron: A pet WHAT?!
Sushi: William Snakespeare.
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JR: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Glenn: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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Gigi: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives at my house.
Sushi: You’re an American treasure.
-----(The fact she would do this, tho)-----
JR: I'm bored.
Hourglass: Wanna commit first degree murder?
JR: Sure!
Alphabet, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Sushi down!!
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OUT OF ROOM
@user50586481 LMAO AINT NO WAY IM 90 PERCENT OF JRS IMPULSIVE CONTROL I FEEL LIKE ID ENCOURAGE HIM TO DO THAT
I DID IT. I REACHED PAGE EIGHTY.
Now I just have to save the personal stuff, recreate all the quizzes, save the Other Friends and Pheonix folders, and then save the journals!!
Happy New Years, everyone. :)
