********The second chapter of my inaugural Wattpad novel has been published today! Check it out!********


Art Gallery Manager living on the open ocean waves!

Serial reader, procrastinator, and cosmetics buyer. 

Attempts at humour happen often, yet rarely succeed. Answers on a postcard to when the last time that happened. ...

Sarcasm gets me in to more trouble than it gets me out of.

There's no point living a boring life, so make it interesting yourself. 

No goal is unachievable, you just haven't worded it correctly.

I believe love is the most dangerous weapon we have in our arsenal. 

Could talk the hind legs off a donkey....I think that's the saying...

I want to chat about the world, not just our literary worlds - drop me a message! 

Updates at sea sporadic, because fish don't like broadband cables. 

Leaving Scotland for sea in - ***14 Days***