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'I like being healthy' *proceeds to make a whole cake and then eat it*
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I am only hungry for cheese and a specific type of bread but I don't want to put the bread in the toaster for some reason so I'm going to angrily be hungry while obsessively sewing buttons onto my face mask
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brb gonna go put on a dock over my head
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I have lost my sword. A travesty.
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I just drank half a bowl of boiling soup and now I feel like curling up in a ball and dying
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Anyone mind telling me why I now have a random thirst for blood? I woke up with it and I'm not really sure what to do
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I mean that in the way of 'My parents may pass away soon because it creates a tragic backstory and this seems to be the go-to for tragic backstories anywhere' not in the way of 'ah yes, my greatest fantasy is that my parents pass away'
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when you project onto your cat
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the webbing of my fingers is bruising wtf
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I REALLY need to punch something. Hard. like a wall.
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I have this really irrational fear that if I make a recipe from Gordon Ramsay, he'll come to my house and yell at me for not doing it right