DON'T LOOK AT THIS
I can't delete it it'd be sacrilegious
SERIOUSLY
Fine
I promise I'm much less of a hoe in person
We've gone ~CyBeR~
Liquibites | Noun
An impossible solution of 100 parts sugar, 1 part water
: Usis : Female : Homosexual : Aspiring Artist : Pecan : In love with the corp :
Expect memes, drawings, and dirty jokes
.:Ass Eating-Pricing:.
Sample Ass-Eating: $20/h
• Cheap, convenient, and fun
• Best for first-timers
• Comes with complimentary breakfast
Basic Ass-Eating: $30/h
• Perfect gift
• Best for usuals who aren't millionaires
• Comes with breakfast and an embroidered pillow
Deluxe Ass-Eating: $69/h
• Ties together a relaxing getaway
• Best for the connoisseurs of ass-eating
• Free breakfast, embroidered pillow, and a sack of lumber
Ass-Eating Ultra Pack: $100/h
• The equvilant of three Deluxe
• Good for small businesses that need a moral boost
• Best value
Call 1 800 PENIS CORP for more information
Feel free to use my art as a reference / profile pic / background, just make sure to credit me!
PSA: My account ain't kid friendly, so watch out~
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Mar 13, 2024 01:50AM
Shout out to all the bitches still on this awful app, I'll love y'all forever, catch me on IG @/liquibites and I'll kiss you on the lips when we meet againView all Conversations
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