tiredwheeler

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Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
          Story of Undertale
          I fell from the light
          Talk? Or should I fight?
          Monster genocide
          This my Undertale
          I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
          I faced an evil talking flower in a pot
          Explains the plot
          Wants me dead, wants me to rot
          Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
          And hooks me up with a
          brand-new monster phone
          Leaves me alone
          But I escape and meet some bones
          
          Should I be a pacifist?
          Or should I use my fists?
          I'm feeling evil, think
          I'll kill them all
          I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
          I want to wipe out the monster race
          I've got no patience,
          I've got no resolve
          
          I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
          I fell from the light
          
          Talk? Or should I fight?
          Monster genocide
          This my Undertale
          I'll slaughter Undyne,
          I'll waste who I choose
          With all this EXP there's
          no way that I'll lose
          Now watch me move
          I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
          Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
          I'll slaughter Sans and
          squash his bro like a roach
          Chara's my coach
          All these monsters I will poach
          Screw being pacifist
          
          I think I'll use my fists
          I'm feeling evil, think
          I'll kill them all
          I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
          I want to wipe out the monster race
          I've got no patience,
          
          I've got no resolve
          I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
          Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
          I'm in a different trail
          Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
          Story of Undertale
          I fell from the light
          Talk? Or should I fight?
          Monster genocide
          This my Undertale
          Burnt pan, toy knife, use
          a stick to take your life
          Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic
          fight like front-page news
          King Asgore wants to collect human souls
          
          Seven of them is his ultimate goal
          Open the door to humanity's realm
          Start a new war (humans overwhelm)
          I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
          I want to wipe out the monster race
          
          I've got no patience,
          I've got no resolve
          I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

uterus_dealer

@tiredwheeler Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
            I know that you need help
            Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
            You need a guardian
            
            … Woo-hoo
            And you know I'm yours
            Woo-hoo
            And I know you're mine
            Woo-hoo
            (And that's for all time)
            
            … Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
            Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
            I don't care what they say about us anyway
            I don't care about that
            I don't care about that
            
            … Bang, bang, a knock on the door
            Another big bang and you're down on the floor
            Oh no! What do we do?
            Don't look now, but I lost my shoe
            I can't run, and I can't kick
            What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?
            What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you?
            What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue?
            
            … Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
            Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
            I don't care what they say about us anyway
            I don't care about that
            
            … I don't care about that
            I don't care about that
            I don't care about that
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