I'm the first I'm so touched that I'm first on your list *wipes imaginary tears*
I'd like to thank Suga, for making me stay up with 1 hour of sleep, I'd like to thank Sehun; that little piece of shít that ruins my bias list every day and, most importantly, food, it has given me the motivation to not completely give up on money apart from attractive Korean men. Thank you.
*walks out of stage*