Hey, virtually nonexistent fan base! Nice to write to the few of you who give a tiny rat's behind if I'm even still alive or not, let alone updating. I have a surprise for you . . . I updated! The DragonOrb! After however many years it's been. And, wait for it, cuz I have an even bigger surprise for you . . . I'm planning on updating again within the week! I know, right? Like two years of nothing, and she updates twice in the same week? About time! Well, I guess I decided you guys deserved something extra special, so SURPRISE!!!!!! (On a completely unrelated note, it may be a good thing that my fan base is virtually nonexistent by the end of the week if past events play out . . . meaning writer's block for like a year and a half.) Keep on writing, preferably faster than I do if you ever want to get anything done! As my good friend SadeDCliff would say, LETTERS!