juliep

haiiii :3 i’m back who want oppenheimer smut

READ MY STORY OR I EAT YOUR DOGS

GWENETH PALTROW’S VAGINA CANDLE EXPLODED

my most played spotify artists just called me “mentally unstable” in 13 different languages

go stream “love of my life (nacho fries)” by darren criss

read “the forbidden love” by @gleefanfic1111 or i’ll dissect your cat

i don’t really care if anyone reads these or not, i just need to say that my tongue doesn’t fit in my mouth.
          
          just felt like i needed to make that a public announcement.