vaheguru

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCY!!!!!

Ilovewatchingyoutube

I have another joke!
          
          Dont you hate it when the dentist asks you a question and you can't answer because his hands are in your mouth? You're just like "how the freaking hell am i supposed to answer your question when your hands are in my freaking mouth?!"in your head

Ilovewatchingyoutube

I have a joke for your book!
          
          Cop:where do you live?
          Me:with my parents
          Cop:where do your parents live?
          Me:with me
          Cop:where do you all live?
          Me:together
          Cop:where is your house?
          Me:next to my neighbours house
          Cop:where is your neighbours house?
          Me:if i tell you you wont believe me
          Cop:just tell me!
          Me:next to my house

Aramagical

Hello, Vaheguru! I am reading your book of jokes right now and I LOVE it! Also I like The Fault In Our Stars and all books by Rick Riordan, but I don`t eat doritos. Please follow me back! (And I am trying to write a story, but it is more tragedy than humor.)