vaheguru

Hey vahegru, can I ask you something?
          Can you stop putting a command in all caps, because it feels like you are forcing us to do it. It's not that I'm mad but because it's getting kind of.....annoying. Sorry

Are you ok? Is something wrong? Are you hacked? Or is something bad going on? You haven't updated for two years.. And your last activity was two years ago...

I have another joke!
          
          Dont you hate it when the dentist asks you a question and you can't answer because his hands are in your mouth? You're just like "how the freaking hell am i supposed to answer your question when your hands are in my freaking mouth?!"in your head

I have a joke for your book!
          
          Cop:where do you live?
          Me:with my parents
          Cop:where do your parents live?
          Me:with me
          Cop:where do you all live?
          Me:together
          Cop:where is your house?
          Me:next to my neighbours house
          Cop:where is your neighbours house?
          Me:if i tell you you wont believe me
          Cop:just tell me!
          Me:next to my house

Lol love the jokes

Has anyone seen @vaheguru?

Hello, Vaheguru! I am reading your book of jokes right now and I LOVE it! Also I like The Fault In Our Stars and all books by Rick Riordan, but I don`t eat doritos. Please follow me back! (And I am trying to write a story, but it is more tragedy than humor.)

hey plz follow back

Vaheguru can u follow me,i followed u

@WHATTHEHELL-ooh *puke