Here's a few quotes from my family.
"HELP ME TOM CRUISE,HELP ME OPRAH WINFREY!" -uncle puck [Danny] while getting attacked by Boudreaux.
"This one time we went up in there-" *points at woods* "And picked some shrooms. Then we came back here and ate them. So later on in the day,I was playing video games and Mario jumped out of the t.v. and chased me into the bathroom." -also uncle puck.
"I found a dildo in my camper. It was about-" *uses fingers to show measurement* "About 12 inches."
"Its not mine. I don't by dildo's that are longer than me." -Daddy and Garrett
"BEETS ARE SO GODDAMN DISGUSTING." - Pawpaw,after we finished talking about cars and somehow got to the subject of beets.