TalkbackTenfold
I may have had an Asguardian drink..
valkyriedrinks
MAFIADRTECTINGSS
brunn !
valkyriedrinks
/ y o i just mindfucked myself
i was thinking " lmao the mind wiping from men in black would be pretty useless - imagine if we had stormed area 51 every year and they just mind wiped us - i don't ever remember the area 51 memes being around last year -
but wait of course i wouldn't remember
but i don't
w h a t "
valkyriedrinks
/.im gonna build valkyrie's dragonfang . out of cat food boxes .
valkyriedrinks
/ captain jack sparrow and valkyrie have the same but opposite energies
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/ according to tessa , valkyrie is gettin pussy in thor 4
valkyriedrinks
@sortamaternal ; / i also lowkey want val to have some sort of apprentice and she has to keep her out of trouble and basically mothers her - " what is this ? this is not a healthy breakfast " " it's called a crepe . it's chocolate wrapped in pancake . korg made it for me . " " kORG WHAT IS THIS " " a crepe "
valkyriedrinks
@sortamaternal ; / i just hope it ain't with jane because I Will Not Accept Jane As Val's Lover
fromseas
who are ye ?
valkyriedrinks
/ cb for a one liner and specify the mood !
hosbcrn
you are a valkyrie , is that correct ?
valkyriedrinks
/ THOR 4 OPENING :
the marvel opening title sequence begins to play . but instead of the regular music , it's got the guitar backing track to all star .
then , ( fat ) thor bursts through the door of his house in new asgard like shrek in the beginning of shrek , all star playing in the background .
