Wassup people! My name is Taylor, and I WILL POUND YOU IN THE HEAD WITH MEMES! Lol. Anyways, I need to clarify that I am definitely *not* crazy (lies).  Warning! ⚠️ You are entering war zone. Enter at your own risk... Last time someone came here I accidentally murdered them and baked them into a cake.. (cue le shudder) 

¿¡sᴉɥʇ sᴉ ʎɹǝɔɹos ɟo ǝdʎʇ ʇɐɥM ˙pɹɐzᴉʍ ɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ uǝɥʇ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

That moment of preparation before stepping onto the escalator.

Hard work pays of in the future, laziness pays off NOW.

The more you weigh, the harder it is to get kidnapped. Stay safe. Eat lots of cake :P

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, Do you know how to drive this thing?

If I won an award for laziness, I'd send someone to pick it up for me. :3

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Oh, what's this? A dead end? Welp, I guess you've reached the end of this note. Now that you're done here, go read books or something. Lol why are you still here? Do you care about me that much?! No? Aww.. whatever.. pshh not like I care or anything. *raises baking ingredients and a knife* WoUlD YoU LiKe tO BaKe a CaKe WiTh mE?? NO? I guess I'll have to force you then.. 

Random guy: GET OUT OF THERE ITS DANGEROUS SHELL BAKE YOU INTO A CA-mphhh! *drops unconscious because Taylor used chloroform on him* *proceeds to drag him into kitchen* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Beeep! We are having some technical difficulties, please run for your life.