vanlangant
@ofbees /* uwu they are
vanlangant
vanlangant
*/
iris : i got my parents smarts
also iris : * tries to fight ppl twice her size even tho she's seven *
hope : maybe i should stop threatening loki in front of her -
scott : oh god - she / is / a mini hope !
vanlangant
@vanlangant */ can't blame him - i wouldn't wanna get punched by hope either lmao and iris would have to go for a low blow unfortunately bc she's so small - like hit his shin
vanlangant
@notyoursmile */ exactly and he kinda just has to go with it bc ' why make two hopes mad ? '
vanlangant
/ my lights are flickering and i have no salt send help
vanlangant
*/ endgame spoiler ( i think - so just read at your own risk )
for anyone wondering how a seven year old can be vv smart ( especially when her dad's scott , whOOPS ) - it's because when hope bevame ash and scott was " technically " dead , she was left with her godmother , jane foster . then you add on that her mom / is / hope and well - you get a child too smart for her own who's also v sarcastic .
this was in kahoots with the lovely miri uwu
deerestwitch
you left your crap all over the living room.
vanlangant
@DEMANDINGSHADOWS alright , alright . don't get your shadowy butt in a twist . I'll clean it up -
deerestwitch
@vanlangant */ I don’t really care I just don’t want bobby being all passive aggressive about it again. we don’t eat as well when he is.
vanlangant
@DEMANDINGSHADOWS it's not mine . my clothes stay in my room , but the food might actually be mine . oops .
chaotiicmayhem-
where ' s my FAVORITE niece ,, mhm ???
vanlangant
@chaotiicmayhem- * her eyes were wide as she grabbed the dagger , examining it curiously before hugging loki tightly * thank you , uncle loki ! @DOWNSIZE dad , / look / ! now you or mom can teach me how to use it . or loki !
chaotiicmayhem-
@DOWNSIZE shhh - @vanlangant * see ? he's cooler than them * since you ' re a good kid ,, uncle loki is going to give you one of his most prized possesions ! * he grins cat - like as he presented a small ,, sharp dagger towards the female . it ' s handle ornamented with emeralds & rubies *
DOWNSIZE
hey, kiddo— don’t tell your mom i let you have that bag of marshmallows before dinner, ok?
vanlangant
@DOWNSIZE * smiles , while trying not to laugh * you can always hide in a closet . or the bathroom .
vanlangant
i am not TINY . i am FEARSOME !
vanlangant
@pantherthrone exactly , mr . t'challa ! @waspslegacy mom ! you're / supposed / to be on my side .
summonsghosts
; mbv
sure , your mom and dad could crush me , but my dad would step on your dad first .
summonsghosts
; let's just agree that we both mess up ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
yeah , no offense to your dad , but ladies do it best .
vanlangant
@babyrhodey / no you're not ! i wasn't clear sksk he should listen to my mom more , maybe then he'd be a bit better . no offense to my dad -
summonsghosts
; don't be sorry ! i'm literally stupid , so it's not your fault
★~(◠‿◕✿)
this is true . nothing against your dad , though . i think he's great , but he giANTman thing needs to get better .