"It's 2017..." I trailed off, awkwardly covering my breasts with my forearm when I realised I wasn't being attacked. The movement drew his attention and I saw his eyes widen before he took off his over coat and draped it around my shoulders. It had a faint mildewy smell and something else.
"Oh you should cover up at all times, madame. There are savages in these woods." The man explained. He gestured with a hand to the very sparse woodland around us. The nearby 7-Eleven was easily visible and in the parking lot was my truck. "Are there savages in these woods?"
"I think it depends on what you consider a savage." I replied, mapping out my escape route in my head. Where were my friends right now?
"The Indians of course." He replied brusquely.
A deep frown settled on my face. "That's a derogatory term. We prefer to be called Native Americans."
"You are an Indian, then? I never knew Indian women could be so enchanting. I understand now why your English is dreadfully terrible."
"Excuse me, Prince Harry? You English really think you're something else." I grumbled and stood up, ready to leave this weird and culturally uninformed guy in the woods.
"Oh, I'm no prince. How do you know of me? Have you fraternized with my elder sister Gemma?" The man asked. "I have never had the pleasure to make your acquaintce. I am Lord Harry Styles. What is your name?"
"Uh huh. And I'm Princess Margarita. Ruler of the people of exotic cocktails."
"Indian royalty in my presence!" The man, Harry, started trailing behind me. "I would love to learn the language of exotic cocktails."
"Dude, I'm joking." I said, stopping in my tracks. "What year do you think it is?"
"The year of our great King George III, 1774." He recited happily.
"Oh, man. You missed the American Revolution."