Sup?
(That's a rhetorical question. I honestly do not care about making your life easier or personal problems, nor do I want to know exactly what you are under, whether it be the roof, the open sky, or your sister's bed.)
So, stuff about me.
I do stories (Though I have an erratic updating schedule; expect up to a year gap between chapters. Life gets in the way, and I'm not going out of my way to update when I'd much rather read or work.). Yeah.
That brings me to the second fact-about-me. I read fanfic all over the web, and I never stick 2 one fandom.  I remember finding myself reading an Alex Rider fic despite never having read any of the books or even hearing about them.  (That fandom gained a new follower thanks to one fic a queen wrote. )
That is all I'm willing to share, and squeezed in the cracks of those pieces of redundant information there should be something that will actually inform you about me as a writer. Grab your shovel and dig deep, yeah?
I'll be the first to admit that my writing is always crappy in the beginning of a story. I usually improve somewhat by the end (though I have yet to reach the end).
Since I don't feel up to writing more blabbering about my own attempts at storytelling (Once upon a time there was a bald princess...that's a story challenge right there. Tell me if ya make one about that, kay?  I patent it!), I'm going to end this here.
...what, are you waiting for me to write a heart-wrenching good bye? Leave, you-!