Ahhhh, it's been years and I haven't published a story yet.
I'm too lazy to write down these little stories I have in my brain for like... Years. I'M TOO LAZY!
hhhmmmmm...
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Maybe it's time to put out one of them and bring it to life.
Alright,
LET'S GO TO FREAKIN' WORK!
HAND ME THE VODKA.