THE FRYING PAN

Lol diE

ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS FUCK OFF

You're my friend and all but shut the fuck up I ! really ! don't ! care !

Dude shut up 

I don't care if November is close to December and December is chriSTMAS!!1!1! 

The 'Me on Oct 31 and Me on Nov 1' meme is so dumb 

YOU'RE THE EPITOME OF BASIC 

To infinity and beyond my level 

Luke looks like a foot oh my god 

Let's see 
          Go to a halloween party where there will most probably be girls grinding on whatever they find 
          Or 
          Go home and watch hocus pocus on a loop with the candy I have 
          YEAH IM GONNA GO FOR THE SECOND :'-))