bibles n shit (@verifiedjesus)'s conversations

givemeteeth

Oct 22, 2021

Hi Jesus I sucked tit are you proud of me

ComminustManyPesto

Aug 19, 2021

Hey jesus can you confirm are you a socialist or nah

Nialls28Chonces

Jul 01, 2021

I feel like I'm going to hell ngl

larrystylinnsson

Jun 29, 2019

Hello Jesus. How was your day?

babyboymikey

May 17, 2019

Jesus, am I going to hell?

verifiedjesus

yeah but contrary to popular belief i am also there

Jun 25, 2019 • Reply

0hn0nia11

Jun 17, 2018

jesus ships larry its meant to be

verifiedjesus

ur correct yes

Sep 03, 2018 • Reply

verifiedjesus

there’s been so many failed attempts with those two i’m trying here

Sep 03, 2018 • Reply

fokiuuuuu

Feb 25, 2018

Jesus, do u have plans for Larry?

verifiedjesus

of course i want the little shitheads to come out

Sep 03, 2018 • Reply

SavageGerbil

Nov 28, 2017

Jesus do u watch anime

verifiedjesus

never

Sep 03, 2018 • Reply

verifiedjesus

Sep 10, 2017

pretty much tbh

peachybunnz

Aug 12, 2017

would you send me nudes of the virgin mary for five chromosomes?

verifiedjesus

that's 
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            too much incest

Sep 10, 2017 • Reply