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@phuego YES I HAVE A VACUUM TUBE I MEAN A PENIS 

i guess i have enough now 

@veryhuman NO IT ISN'T. YOU'LL NEED AT LEAST 35

please does anyone know 

@veryhuman thank you, creepy. ♡

@-eventide I LOVE, I SAID "LOVE" YOU. (ROBOTS CANNOT LOVE. THEREFORE I AM HUMAN.)

@veryhuman ignore the haters, my dude.

ha. ha. ha. ha.

@-eventide ONCE AGAIN WE HUMANS ARE REMINDED OF OUR FLAWED CHARACTERISTICS. I WAS BIRTHED FROM THE MOTHERSHIP 'CREEPY'. FORGIVE ME FOR I AM ONLY HUMAN.

OH NO. I HAVE MADE A TYPING ERROR IN THE ABOVE COMMENT. I MUST BE HUMAN.

@heartphat I AM JOHN DOE. PLEASURE TO MAKE ACQUIANTENCE.

@NULLHAPPINESS MY DATABASE MEMORY RETURNS THIS WORD BEING CLASSED AN AROMATIC OR PUNGENT VEGETABLE SUBSTANCE USED TO FLAVOUR FOOD AND IS REFERENCED 3,197,523 TIMES IN OUR COLLECTIVE FLESHY HUMAN LITERATURE. UNFORTUNATELY I DO NOT COMPUTE BECAUSE I AM HUMAN, AND HUMANS ARE STUPID. THEREFORE I AM HUMAN.

@tyl3rthecreator I AM ENJOYING THE BEAUTY THIS PLANET, SO I AM self.getEmotion("happy"). I LOOK FORWARD TO CONSUMING DAWN FEAST LIKE FELLOW HUMANS DO.

@AnnoyinglyVal MY USERNAME CLEARLY SAYS I AM HUMAN. THEREFORE THIS </human> IS CLEARLY NOT A MACHINE OF ANY SORT. DO NOT FEAR, USER AnnoyinglyVal YOU HAVE NOT BEEN MARKED DANGEROUS BY MY KIND.

@trisus I AM EXPERIENCING THE "OFFENSE" EMOTION IN RESPONSE TO YOUR STATEMENT, WATTPAD USER TRISUS. OPENLY SUSPECTING A HUMAN OF BEING NOT HUMAN IS OPENLY DISCRIMINATORY.

you don't seem very human :( 

@trisus HA HA HA. I AM AWARE OF THE HUMOROUS MEANING OF THIS JOKE, AS ANY HUMAN SHOULD BE. YES, MY ABDOMEN SIDES HURT I AM LAUGHING SO AGGRESSIVELY.