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 BIAS VS CRUSH

Crush: we see each other every day, in person.

Bias: She WANTS to see me in person.

Crush: I make her smile.

Bias: I make her HAPPY.

Crush: We can be a couple.

Bias: She wants US to be together.

Crush: I'm her crush, she likes me.

Bias: I'm her idol, she LOVES me.

Bias: She spends money on me.

Bias: She learns to be patient.

Bias: I'm her inspiration in her life.

Crush: ...

Bias: I WIN! Kiss Ma As-

*Crush has left the chat*