vexie2003

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hi wattpad why the fuck are you not showing all my published stories i swear to fucking god if you've deleted my published stories it'll happen i'll fucking kill myself and bring you down with me just fucking watch wattpad

vexie2003

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hi wattpad why the fuck are you not showing all my published stories i swear to fucking god if you've deleted my published stories it'll happen i'll fucking kill myself and bring you down with me just fucking watch wattpad

vexie2003

question: how am i in the first five hundred out of over eight thousand stories in the  tag sexscenes when there haven't been any sex scenes yet huh
          
          wattpad *looks up spiritually* you psychic now 
          
          hey but good news my story Fighting the Dark is in the first five hundred in over half the tags ty wattpad

vexie2003

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beer is such a scam guys it tastes like literal shit and it doesn't even do anything, it just gives you The Giggles if you're lucky

vexie2003

i've said too much-
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vexie2003

that was an overreaction wasn't it-
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vexie2003

I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP SAYING THAT
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vexie2003

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dear 2019, 
          
          the only reason i didn't kill myself this year was so i could stay up till midnight on new year's eve and watch you die 
          
          i'm just biding my time until new year's like fuck you bitch retribution is coming
          
          sincerely,
          you know who the fuck i am don't give me that shit

strxwberrei

@vexie2003 thank god it's almost over
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cereal-and-sadness

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death to this decade viva la fuck this
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vexie2003

why do people get married? the way i see it, you're submitting to a lifetime of judging, controlling, future that you're not even certain of? why would someone chain themselves like that??
          
          
          i really hope wattpad shows the time i post this bc i want you guys to know what my brain decides to think about at 2am.

strxwberrei

@vexie2003 that isn't exactly what I meant but that works too
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cereal-and-sadness

tax benefits and a forced roommate 
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vexie2003

@strxwberrei_milkXOXO ig there's sex without your mom going all christian sex-is-holy on you...???
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