To most people, I am a young girl who loves books, animals, making music, playing sports and tinkering, but to others, I am just a volunteer at Valorous Farms Dairy. If you are not in a very frightening dilemma please stop reading now. 

Well, look who's still reading? Hello fellow volunteers. As you know, I cannot reveal my name in public, and I am happy to have caught your attention by the vfd in my username. I have recently been told by R to lay low for a while, since I am one of the youngest and most easily recognizable volunteers. I will be easily reached here in emergencies dealing with vast flames destroying green mansions, libraries, or important files. Please contact me if you have any word from L or anyone else about the Baudelaires, as R wishes me to connect with them immediately. 

Sincerely, 
Classified