Uhhh hi? I'm Micha and I have a very confusing life so I'll just write out some of my key moments:


I'm married to Tyler Kimble and I have 6 children named Sushi, Wasabi, Soy Sauce, Chopsticks, unnamed child 1, and unnamed child 2. Sushi is the oldest, Wasabi and Soy Sauce are twins, Chopsticks is a soap child, unnamed child 1 is Tyler's soap child, and unnamed child 2 is my 2nd soap child. 

Masturbation makes you pregnant.

 I will personally attack you in some way if you don't like Tyler (unless you're Hunter, they're scary as hell). 

wILL GET ADOPTED BY CHRISTIAN BORLE IDC WHAT YOU SAY AND/OR THINK IS POSSIBLE 😤

CORRUPT THE CHILDREN. 

Proud creator of the Michavirus. 

Will drink hand sanitizer even tho I know I shouldn't. 

Have probably gotten alcohol poisoning multiple times. 

I hate Race because I relate to him too much and I've been told I'm the modern version of Race.

The overuse of these emojis: 😭🤩🥳🥺🤭😐😍😋😘😈🤯💪👎🤨


Yeah I'm not a good influence, but pls stay I want friends

PS I DIDNT WRITE THAT NEWSIES FIC ON MY ACCOUNT STOP ASKING ME TO UPDATE IT THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT DOESNT TALK TO ME ANYMORE
Pronouns: she/they
I'm a minor leave me a l o n e pedos