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reminder to:
          
          straighten your back
          
          go take your meds if you need to
          
          drink some water
          
          go get a snack if you haven't eaten in a while
          
          maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you've been sitting at the computer a while
          
           (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
          
          reply to that text/message from earlier you'd forgotten about
          
          maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

I just found out that marvel re hired Scarlett as a director / writer thingy which is why shes on loads of the cast listssssss I'm gonna cryyy I thought my natty was coming backkkkkkkkkk

I forgot how chaotic rough night issssssss
          lmaooo

I just wrote a whole story based on Taytays album 1989 called wildest dreams its taken me weeks and I'm not gonna publish it lmao

helpppppppppppp I've only just realized how short Scarlett issssssssss
          she's 5'3 and I'm 5'9 lmaoooooooooo

I saw this edit of the caatws interview in which rdj stood up for Scarlett after she was asked a sexist question, the edit was adorable and utterly fabulous but the comments were all stuff like 'he should have done more' MAYBE he could have done more but where were the rest of the cast? At least he did something right?
          sorry that probably doesn't make any sense
          Love youuu xxxxx

Is it so bad that i want to get rid of sexuality labels? like I would just like my kid or anyone just to be able to go home and say 'i'm in love' not 'i'm gay or I'm bi' i get that its an important thing to do to help people express how they're feeling, but its also what drags a lot of people down whether its throwaway homophobic comments or being gay being fucking illegal. They're putting gay people in a whole other category of in-love than straight people, then say it's promoting equality, what part of that seems equal to you? I'm not trying to cause any arguments but is it really too much to ask for? 
          I'm sorry for waffling, and i love youuu<3

Heres some random stuff:
          
          Clint: I love the circus!
          
          Natasha: That’s cause you were part of one…
          
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          Tony: We call that a traumatic experience.
          
          Tony, turning to Peter: Not a "bruh moment".
          
          Tony, turning to Kate: Not "sadge".
          
          Tony, turning to Y/n: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
          
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          Yelena : You don't need my blessing to go kiss Natasha. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Natasha!
          
          Y/N : Nope.
          
          Yelena : In that case, as the archbishop of Y/n's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Natasha right on the lips!!!
          
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          Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
          Wanda: Shit.
          Y/N: Wait, three?
          Cop: Yeah?
          Nat: OH MY GOD YELENA FELL OFF!!!
          
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          kate: i sleep with a bow and arrow under my pillow - cuz you always gotta be ready
          
          yelena: HAH i sleep with widow bites on my wrists
          
          natasha: wanda sleeps with a wifi router 
          
          wanda: HEY
          
          cap: well, i sleep with my sheild an arms reach away
          
          tony: WEAK i sleep with my iron man blasters on my hands
          
          y/n: absolute s *darkly chuckles*
          tony: im sorry?
          
          kate:  :0
          
          yelena: what do you sleep with y/n y/l/n? 
          
          sam: and you can't say nat
          
          y/n: oh no. i sleep with tessie *smirks evily*
          kate: YOU ARE CHEATING WITH ROMANOFF?
          
          y/n: obvs not. tessie is my 54 meter, 978 pound handheld impulse launcher
          
          cap: YOU SLEEP WITH A CANNON?
          
          kate: *pulls out measuring tape* goddamn how does that even fit-
          
          sam: HOW THE HELL DO YOU PICK IT UP?
          
          y/n: ummm with my hands?
          
          tony: *sighs* what am i to say
          
          yelena: sestra. you are aware that your girlfriend owns a 978 pound handheld impulse launcher?
          
          natasha: of course! i was the one who bought it for her. a 2 year anniversary gift *smiles*
          wanda: *pouts* so romantic  :0
          
          have a nice day/night<3

I know its a bit late
          But RIP Queen Elizabeth II
          You'll always be remembered <3

Age of Ultron is agayzing, I know, but I forgot about the Natasha scene where she tells bruce about the red room and I'm sobbing again