"He went, 'Oh my god you look just like Shakira! No no, you're Catherine Zeta!', 'Actually my names Marina..' "

"C'mon! Let me touch you're body a little! I've always wanted to be friends with a robot!"

Honestly, Choccy Milk.

Do I write stories? Maybe. I certainly love writing Be More Chill stories in my bed at 4 AM

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