slasher_wife

The end of an era fr

@virgin_cunt At least you can change your name on wattpad without it breaking everything like it does on tumblr. People on there change their name like monthly and it breaks all the links for their fics. Let people express themselves without a mess tumblr.

@zZummi_ THATS SO REAL THO

@simp_official it's actually crazy how I can't choose 

@simp_official that's actually perfect

@hogwarts_simp12 wait cause thats slay. on some other shit of mine, my usernames are either simp_official or virgin_cunt. i really like cunt_executive

@simp_official        cunt_executive or cunt_agent are good options in my opinion 

@simp_official 
            
            Dear wife,
            
            I will send backup immediately. Please try to hold off until further notice. 
            
            Best of luck,  wife

@Trinnybo 
            
            Dear Wife,
            
            Yes, the message found me well just as my reply has found you.
            
            I in fact do need assistance, I need someone to hold my hand through this task.
            
            Best Regards, Wife.

Dear wife, 
            
            I see my first message found you well. Thanks for replying. 
            
            I see you mentioned your fighting demons. Do you need me to send assistance?
            
            
            Good luck, wife

Yayyyyy

@Mari63348 yessum 

@simp_official Same bc they’re both my boys and I’m not letting them do that to each other 

@Fine_but_Depressed I CANT LET HIM DO THAT IN MY BOOK

@simp_official No cause sameee. My man ain’t gave to do that to my man :’(

@nuxxa2019 you can have it lol. I unpublished it cause I didn’t like the way I wrote it

@simp_official ice cream wad probably one of my favourites 

@nuxxa2019 is there a particular one that you liked? Maybe I didn’t delete it and just could revise it

@Trinnybo I DID IT! I ACTUALLY KEPT MY WORD

IMAGINE

I say now!