the REAL voldemort

Voldy moldy?! Is that you ZADDY AEEHGHH 

i hate fake bitches

bro to people who don’t know i’m bi i must come off as super homophobic… most people i know don’t know that and now i feel bad but it’s kinda funny and ironic 

shots are overrated

why does y/n always have a description, like i want to imagine them as myself and why is every xfem the girl is like a midget… like at almost 5’8 i don’t want that

HELLO PPL OF WATTPAD AFTER A VERY LONG BREAK BC THIS APP DISAPPOINTED ME I AM BACK SO BE PREPARED FOR THE BEAUTIFUL COMMENTS YET AGAIN :D

IF ANYBODY KNOWS A DNF FF WITH GEORGE IN A CORSET HMU

I love your profile pic 

please everybody go read Zoom calls by @harryisaf-ingbottom it is the best thing you will ever read in your entire life you will not regret it

apparently it’s not flirting bc he’s dating somebody