the REAL voldemort

i hate fake bitches

bro to people who don’t know i’m bi i must come off as super homophobic… most people i know don’t know that and now i feel bad but it’s kinda funny and ironic 

shots are overrated

why does y/n always have a description, like i want to imagine them as myself and why is every xfem the girl is like a midget… like at almost 5’8 i don’t want that

HELLO PPL OF WATTPAD AFTER A VERY LONG BREAK BC THIS APP DISAPPOINTED ME I AM BACK SO BE PREPARED FOR THE BEAUTIFUL COMMENTS YET AGAIN :D

IF ANYBODY KNOWS A DNF FF WITH GEORGE IN A CORSET HMU

I love your profile pic 

please everybody go read Zoom calls by @harryisaf-ingbottom it is the best thing you will ever read in your entire life you will not regret it

apparently it’s not flirting bc he’s dating somebody

is it flirting when he makes dream smp references with you?