yuck

if I identify as a fork AND a spoon, can we be friends?

I’ve been on and off vegetarian for a few years. So I don’t want to have “I’m a vegetarian” or “I’m a meat eater” on my profile.

THIS IS URGENT FOLLOW @ellaverkler RN

I KEEP HAVING TO CHANGE MY PROFILE TO EXPRESS MY RELATIONSHIP STATUS AND ITS INFURIATING

Hello, Daddy, xD

You like Bones? That one of my favorite shows! Riverdale is awesome too

Bean how does it feel to have spork as a gender and how does one have a potatoe as a sexuality?

if i identify as a hairless cat will you love me

I'm bored af