INT. - WATTPAD VVERAUIGI BIO - 22:14
READER scrolls through VVERAUIGI for no apparent reason. READER has no idea how they got across to VVERAUIGI bio and finds nothing in VVERAUIGI bio: it is empty. suddenly, READER hears loud footsteps in their house. it gets louder as time passes. a sound of an engine starting startles READER as VVERAUIGI uses a chainsaw to cut the door out. VVERAUIGI lets go of the chainsaw, the chainsaw falls to the ground as they pant.

                                          VVERAUIGI
                                   [breathing heavily]
                                    i fu ked joe mama