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The worst part of being sick isn’t the symptoms 
          	
          	It isn’t trying to figure out if I’m okay to go into work or if I should call off 
          	
          	It isn’t feeling like crap constantly 
          	
          	The worst part of being sick is having to take Buckley’s for my cough

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Their slogan “It tastes awful, but it works” 
          	  
          	  Yeah that’s fucking true
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The worst part of being sick isn’t the symptoms 
          
          It isn’t trying to figure out if I’m okay to go into work or if I should call off 
          
          It isn’t feeling like crap constantly 
          
          The worst part of being sick is having to take Buckley’s for my cough

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this message may be offensive 
Their slogan “It tastes awful, but it works” 
            
            Yeah that’s fucking true
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Hope management doesn’t look at the cameras during night shift cuz all they’re gonna see of me is me spending 20 minutes updating the whiteboard, sit down for half an hour to do my admin tasks, then get up and redo the whiteboard because I don’t like the way it looks, then go into the staff kitchen, drop my lunch bag from the fridge and freak out because I probably woke everyone up, then do stretches in the staff kitchen and then return to my desk

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Update the next day I also did a few laps around my desk because I was falling asleep after drinking a coffee and a monster, deep cleaned the kitchen, and fixed the whiteboard two more times
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I’m about to redo the whiteboard again I hate it :/
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Also there’s a solo cup in the staff fridge with a crazy straw and a packet of ketchup which I’m unsure where it came from but you do you I guess?
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Sometimes I forget how neurodivergent my family is and then I remember…
          
          The Basement.

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Sometimes I question my choices because I’m very anti overconsummerism but then I’ll buy plastic bricks that come in plastic bags. Time to reassess my morals I guess lol
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We each have shelves in the basement for our Lego. My mother owns close to every Harry Potter set. My father owns a considerable number of Star Wars sets. I own almost every Minecraft set. My mom also has a bunch of Lego flowers. 
            
            I also have botanical stuff and creature stuff in my room. I have the succulents, the bonsai tree and the set of insects.
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My dog (spoiled) and I (spoiled) lying in my parents bed (on my dads side because my mom said so) watching YouTube on the tv (hijacked the tv) while my mom gets ready for work

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My dog isn’t allowed in my room and the couch is so uncomfortable and my dog is too naughty to be left to her own devices for a few hours so we sleep in my parents bed when my mom works in the mornings (I work night shifts)
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I got beaten up by a dog today </3 
          
          My fam went to my aunt and uncles house for a bbq for Canada Day and they have an absolute unit of a dog, I’m talking his head is up to my chest and im 5’3, and his paws are as big as my hand. He’s a big boy 
          
          But anyways we were hanging out on the couch, and he gets the zoomies suddenly, which is adorable until you notice the back door was closed not long ago so he can’t run around in their yard 
          
          So we all try to stand up, because he can tear down anyone in his path, but my sister and I aren’t quick enough. He leaps up onto the end of the couch where I’m sitting, back paw jams into my hip/side of my stomach, front paw ends up clawing at my arm and gives me a decent scratch, and I get rammed into my sister who I’m siting beside
          
          He gets to go outside and let the energy out after and I get to hiss at how it stings lmao

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Absolutely not mad about it at all, he’s a big boy with so much energy and he doesn’t realize how big he actually is, he sits on my mom like he’s a little lap dog lol 
            
            Accidents happen with dogs, and he didn’t even break skin to the point of bleeding so like what do I have to complain about 
            
            But my hip hurts and has a pretty good dog paw-shaped bruise now 
            
            It’s a souvenir of his love <3
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Can never do those ‘cycle through your camera roll’ widgets or lock screens 
          
          Not because there’s anything inappropriate or indecent on my phone 
          
          Because there’s at least 200 accidental screenshots of my home and Lock Screen trying to turn my phone on and off 
          
          Another 200 house blueprints for future sims builds 
          
          And a couple dozen screenshots of my food and coffee orders when my mom asks me what I want from a fast food restaurant or cafe