Kiera🍉

Accidentally hitting the ‘close all tabs’ button has taught me to use the bookmarking features 
          

When you have an important thing happening at 1 on a Saturday but that’s the time that Game Grumps uploads their Danganronpa V3 episode for Long Series Weekend so you have to reconsider your priorities 

I refuse to believe anything other than Gladio being the type of older brother to dress up as a pretty pretty princess because iris wanted to have a tea party 
          
          Like the idea of the Shield to the King of Light looking all rugged and badass but there’s pictures of him out there of a 15 year old Gladio in a tiara, tutu and fairy wings because 7 year old Iris told him she wanted to have a tea party with the fairy princess? 
          
          My most canon headcanon yet 

I think one of the reasons why I like writing so much is because I’m good at it 
          
          Like if I wanna pick up a skill or a new hobby, I kind of expect to be good at it when I start 
          
          And if I’m not good at it right away, instead of practicing to get better, I just drop it because I’m bad at it now so what’s the point 
          
          But with writing I was always really good at it. Like, I look back at my writing and I cringe because it was really bad, but back when I wrote it, it was really good for my standards and age. So I kept at it and I kept improving and now I look at my current writing and I go ‘yeah, I’m really good at this’ 
          
          And I’m sure a good amount of the things I had dropped because I wasn’t good at it right away would be things I’d love doing, because there are also things I don’t enjoy doing at all that I’m really good at 
          
          I just got lucky that two out of three of my favourite ‘im actively doing something that creates something’ hobbies are things I was good at from the start 

Gods coming up with names is a pain but I finally came up with three names for some original child characters that I’m happy with! 

Okay so in my little ffxv au Noct isn’t the chosen king and the chosen king will be born later in the bloodline 
          
          And originally I was gonna end the little series where a 31 year old Noct is lead to the crystal by Umbra and then is consumed by the crystal in a similar way to how he is in game 
          And then there he meets Noctis from the game, who had passed about a year ago and has been curious of other timelines and parallel universes he exists in, so he’s visiting them to chat, but his parallel selves don’t retain any of the memories of the conversations if they’re still alive
          And they’d just talk about their lives, game Noct tells Au Noct about how he dies, Au Noct tells game Noct about his life and kids, and then Au Noct is spat out in the throne room and Ignis and Gladio find him and are like ‘dude it’s been days wtf’ 
          And then the epilogue would end with Noct, a spirit watching over his family, just after his eldest daughter’s 35th birthday (he’d be 63 when he dies) after succumbing to the effects of the link to the crystal, and he watches his eldest daughter break down after having been the one to tell her that her now 5 year old son is the chosen king, after having lost her father, also knowing that her other parent is going to die in a month due to heartbreak 
          
          But…
          
          I think it would be interesting if I don’t end it there, if Noct retains certain memories of the conversation and makes it a mission to find and contact Ardyn, and he finally succeeds when he’s 35, and they, along with Luna, work together in a similar fashion to how they do in the book… 
          
          Looks like it’s reading time lmao 

I love the concept of Ignis’ mind just being like the calculations and numbers on screen meme, he’s constantly recalculating and coming up with things and then he exclaims ‘that’s it!’ 
          
          As if he didn’t just discover the ability to chuck some mushrooms Noct found on the ground into a pan 

Noctis: dad I know I have to enter a political marriage with Luna but i wanted you to know im gay 
          
          Regis: I understand my son 
          
          Noctis: thanks dad Luna understands and we’re gonna work around it because she’s like a sister to me and-
          
          Regis: excuse me son, I must call Niflheim to tell them 
          
          Noctis: dad- dad wait 
          
          Regis: Ravus might be available 
          
          Noctis: dad NO 

Hey wanna see my latest fanfic *shows off fanfic that includes the tag: Alternate Universe: Everyone Dies/Nobody Lives’* 
          
          ‘Uhhh, I think you made a mistake, the tag is everyone lives-slash nobody dies’ 
          
          Nope, it’s correct. I’ve killed off every character. They’re all dead. 

I was playing ffxv last night downstairs and Gladio said the ‘my ass is killing me’ voice line you can get if you spend a long time in the car and of course, my dear old dad, who loves to make fun of Prompto and call him gay, says something to the effect of ‘oh did he hang out in the backseat with Prompto?’ 
          
          And dad like two things 
          
          1-If you’re gonna make fun of Prompto by calling him gay, don’t make fun of him by saying ‘oh I bet he had sex with a sexy muscular man’ because that’s not a bad thing that’s a huge flex 
          
          2-If you looked up at the screen you’d clearly see Ignis in the backseat with Gladio 
          
          Checkmate liberal